23 SIGNS THAT ITS A NEW MILLENNIUM

 

 

 

  1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave
  2. You now think of 3 espressos as "getting wasted"
  3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years
  4. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
  5. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat.  He emails you from his bedroom to ask "what's for dinner?"
  6. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site
  7. You chat several times a day to a stranger in South Africa,  but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year
  8. You didn't give your Valentine a card this year,  but you posted one for all your email buddies via a web page
  9. Your daughter just bought a cd of all the records your college roommate used to play
  10. You check the ingredients on a can of  chicken noodle soup to see if it contains echinacea
  11. You check your hair dryer to see if it is Y2K compliant
  12. Your grandmother clogs up your email inbox,  asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can make a screensaver
  13. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home
  14. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen
  15. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and sells for half the price you paid for it
  16. The concept of using real money.  instead of credit or debit.  is foreign to you
  17. Cleaning up the dining room means taking the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car
  18. Your reason for nor staying in touch with family members is that they don't have email addresses
  19. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow
  20. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet
  21. Your idea of being organized is having multi-colored Post-it notes
  22. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of  in person
  23. You are reading this