LOVE - LUST - MARRIAGE

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room

LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room

MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room

LOVE - When you share everything you own

LUST - When you steal everything they own

MARRIAGE - When the bank ownseverything

LOVE - When you phone each other justr to say "HI!"

LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room

MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to complain about work

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner

LUST - When all you write is your phone number

MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks

LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings

LUST - When your only concern is finding a motel room with mirrors all around

MARRIAGE - When you're only concerned with what's on T.V.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner

LUST - When you only see each other naked

MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel

LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it

MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about

LUST - When staying together is something you try nor to think about

MARRIAGE  - When just getting through the day is your only thought

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner

LUST - When you're only interested in doing things to your partner

MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score